Vampire Samurai

Dark ocean dark night  dark ship dark pirate. Black like the river Styx the ocean moves dark waves crash  the pirate lau...

Renfield was waiting in a phone store to get his iPhone activated to a new service. He was next in line but there was a stupid old bat sen...

Renfield came barging through the door of the hotel room, threw an I Love Seattle t-shirt in Amadeus' direction and then sat down on t...

"So I'll be taking a Russian submarine down to Seattle, Washington this evening," Renfield R. Renfield put his Russian-Englis...

The coroner and the paramedic examined the body that had washed up on the beach. "Is that what I think it is?" the paramedic ask...

When Renfield was deported from the U.S. back to Canada and thus was unable to complete his mission of sleeping with both Gen. David Petraeu...

Wilfrid was a security guard at the British Museum. Tonight Wilfrid was working in the Syrian Antiquities Room of the Museum. Unfortunat...