Jack In Tokyo

The wax effigy of Jack the Ripper possessed by the spirit of Jack the Ripper was in Tokyo in the city's red light district.

He would often select in his mind a Japanese lady of the evening as his next victim only to see her picked up by a leading Japanese politician or industrialist businessman cruising by in their luxury automobiles.

"Sh!$%&*t!" Jack swore.

Then he noticed a very attractive lady of the evening in a short tight pink skirt, white blouse, black silk fishnet nylons and pink spiked stiletto high-heeled shoes.

She seemed to be shaking her head to every leading Japanese politician and industrialist who passed by.

"Ah," Jack smiled, "something I just love seeing... a hooker with good taste. You don't run into many like those. Seems a pity she has to die. But still I have to live up to my reputation as Jack the Ripper. Having been a leading 19th century British Freemason as well as Queen Victoria's and the British Royal Family's personal physician just doesn't cut it in Hell these days."

The Ripper approached his victim and then grabbed her throat.

"So sorry my dear," Jack smiled, "ummm... I wonder how you say that in Japanese?".

"I'm Korean," the South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan said as she flipped him over in a judo manoeuvre and then kicked him in the balls with one of her pink spiked stilettoes.

"God, even though they're made of wax, that still hurts," the Ripper rubbed his crotch.

Hyung Grace Kwan removed a bottle of kerosene from under her blouse and then sprayed it all over him.

"What the Hell are you doing?" the Ripper asked.

"What the Hell?" Hyung smiled, "sending you back there."

She pulled out a lighter from inside her skirt and set fire to the wax effigy.

A Japanese delivery boy walked by the flames which happened to singe the box he was carrying.

As he went up to the 29th floor of the apartment building and knocked on the door of Apartment #2906, he was greeted by a sumo wrestling superstar.

"What is this?" the sumo wrestler said as he opened the box, "I ordered sushi. This fish has been cooked overly well done."

To be continued.