James Cameron the director of Titanic and Avatar was sitting in his office reading a magazine.
"I can't believe it," Cameron threw down the magazine, "some people are claiming I got the plot for Avatar from the Disney cartoon Pocahontas. Where did they ever get that idea?."
Cameron's secretary approaches him, "Mr. Cameron, Dracul Van Helsing wants you to direct a TV commercial he's writing."
"A fellow Canadian and the noted vampire hunter," Cameron blinked, "where he would he get the money to afford me?".
"From the Aztec vampire princess Qonqilqointec," his secretary answered, "she'll pay you $500 million."
"All right," Cameron agreed.
"You're going to have a co-director for the commercial," his secretary said.
"Really?" Cameron blinked again, "who will that be?".
* * *
Quentin Tarantino the director of Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill was sitting in his office reading a magazine.
"I can't believe it," Tarantino threw down the magazine, "some people are claiming there's too much violence in my movies. Where did they ever get that idea?".
Tarantino's secretary approaches him, "Mr. Tarantino, Dracul Van Helsing wants you to direct a TV commercial he's writing."
"Dracul Van Helsing the noted Canadian vampire hunter," Tarantino blinked, "where would he get the money to afford me?".
"From the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec," his secretary answered, "she'll pay you $500 million."
"All right," Tarantino agreed.
"You're going to have a co-director for the commercial," his secretary said, "James Cameron."
* * *
"I just hope that too many chefs don't spoil the soup," Amadeus Emanon said as he threw the lobster into the pot.
"You just threw the psychic lobster Michelangelo into the pot," Renfield shouted, "get it out. Set Laboratories spent a fortune developing his psychic abilities."
Amadeus grabbed some prongs and removed the lobster and put him under cold water.
* * *
Examining the computer attuned to Michelangelo's thoughts, Dr. Cadbury Rocher looked in shock at the screen, "What an outburst of profanity from Michelangelo."
* * *
In the exclusive hotel room penthouse suite in New York City, the bell boy opened the door of the room.
And there seated on the sofa was the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec dressed in an exquisite black evening dress, black silk nylons and black spiked stiletto high-heeled shoes.
Across her lap was the Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing who was being spanked on the bare bottom by the Aztec vampiress Qonzilqointec wielding a sturdy leather paddle.
On the radio, the voice of Larry King could be heard, "Our guest tonight is Anne Rice who will be discussing the unusual ways in which vampire novelists and writers in general are inspired to write their works."
To be continued.
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