He discovered Coney Island wasn't for him
and after a workout down at the gym
he flew west
with the best
and ended up in LA
no San Fran for him
he wasn't gay.
He saw Hollywood Boulevard
and a shipping yard
visited Universal Studios
and bought a post card.
He visited Beverly Hills
and got the chills
when he saw how
Paris Hilton got her thrills.
Now LA is a wild town
look at old Nathan getting down
with Megan Fox
and all that jazz
look he just beat up a paparazz.
He'll be appearing on Entertainment Tonight
and then on Elvira's couch
following Fright Night.
(or maybe preceding
with his fur receding).
-Another poem about Nathan De Burgh Polar Bear Private Eye
written by Dracul Van Helsing
Sunday, August 2nd, 2009.
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