Herr Hans' Call To Arms

Herr Hans looked at the name on the call display of his cell phone.

"Hello, Anne," Herr Hans gushed, "it's good to have you on board."

He talked for a few minutes and then ended the call.


* * *

Addressing the crowd of dark robed and cassocked seminarians, Herr Hans shouted, "Osiris is Earth's true god."

The seminarians leapt to their feet shouting, "Osiris is Earth's true god."


* * *

In London, the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set felt uneasy for some reason.


* * *

In his hotel room in Rome, Dracul Van Helsing was having trouble sleeping.


* * *

An Israeli astronomer noted a strange phenomenon from his observatory.
It looked like a star he had been observing directly over the West Bank town of Bethlehem had been extinguished.

To be continued.