Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec Phones Set On 66th Anniversary of Roswell Crash

At 1800 hours Greenwich mean time, the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set received a phone call from the Mexico City based Aztec vampire Princess Qonzilqointec.


Her Vampiric Highness spoke in her usual sexy and sultry vampiress voice,  "It was 66 years ago today that a UFO crashed at Roswell, New Mexico."


"And were you speaking to the pilot of the UFO just before he crashed?" Set asked as he spilled red wine all over himself.


"No, I wasn't," Qonzilqointec breathed into the phone like a lime Margarita going down one's throat on a hot summer day.


"Then he died comfortless,"  Set grabbed a wet towel and wiped himself off.


"Was your chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher ever able to successfully clone the dead aliens from the DNA that Renfield stole from Area 51 in Nevada?" Qonzilqointec asked.


"Nothing successful so far,"  Set replied as he swallowed a Viagara tablet with his next sip of red wine.


"I think I can do something to help," Qonzilqointec breathed into the phone like crystal clear water cascading down a waterfall.


"Yes?" Set felt a new erection coming on as Roger Whittaker sang I can feel a new tomorrow comin' on... on the radio.


"If we can get Edward Snowden refuge in Venezuela, this will help our plans immensely," Qonzilqointec soothed sultrily.


"It will?" Set was frozen in ecstasy.


"Yes," Qonzilqointec sighed with the silkiness of black lace lingerie, "I was good friends with the late Hugo Chavez and I think I can convince the current Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro to receive Snowden."


"I think you probably can,"  Set came with the full force of a volcanic eruption.


The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire put the phone down and called out to his valet,  "Athelstan, I think my pants need to be sent out to the dry cleaners."




To be continued.





-Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec Phones Set On 66th Anniversary of Roswell Crash

-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday evening
July 8th 2013