Renfield's Direct Video Response To ISIS Beheading Video

Renfield's Direct Video Response To ISIS Beheading Video


U. S. Navy SEAL Commandos had seized and captured yet another ISIS fighter in Iraq.


He was once again handed over to Renfield R. Renfield to make yet another special Renfield video production to post to YouTube.



Renfield had already used one captured ISIS fighter to post on YouTube his own personally signatured response to the Ice Bucket Challenge that was the  latest fad and trend that was all the rage on all the social networking sites.



Renfield decided to do a beheading video of his own and post it to YouTube as his video response to the ISIS beheading video of James Foley.




For this particular video, Renfield thought it would be cool to dress like a ninja.


So he was dressed like a hooded and masked ninja holding a samurai sword.




The ISIS prisoner (who had his hands cuffed behind his back and was down on his knees)  wore a pink mini dress, very bright pink silk nylons, gold dust sprinkled bright pink stiletto shoes and a pink wig.


The ISIS prisoner was filmed from all angles so his ISIS compatriots watching the video could get a good look at the drag queen he had been turned into.


Renfield then took off the ISIS fighter's pink wig and showed his face to the camera so his ISIS compatriots could get a good visual ID of the man showing that he was indeed an ISIS comrade.



The video then showed a film clip of an interview with a professor of medieval Arabic at the University of Manchester who was a specialist in 7th Century Arabic dialects.



He said the verse translated in the Quran promising male believers 72 virgins in paradise should actually be translated "raisins".



"Just to make sure you get your raisins where you're going," Renfield grinned at the camera, "we're dispatching 72 raisins along with you."


The video then showed a film clip of two male Beverly Hills hairdressers recently married in a California same-sex wedding ceremony sitting at a table counting out exactly 72 raisins from a bag of California raisins.


They then dropped the 72 raisins into a plastic bag and sealed it with a kiss.


"Especially for the ISIS fighter and martyr," one of the men blew kisses at the camera before sipping from a pink daiquiri.


"And we have those raisins in the bag right here," Renfield held up the plastic bag of raisins for the camera, "instead of Columbian coffee beans hand picked by Juan Valdez, we have California raisins hand picked by Beverly Hills hairdressers Harry Capote and Al Truman."



A movie trailer for that old movie The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is then shown.



Renfield then starts up a chainsaw.



A group of dark- eyed virgins dressed in Middle East harem dresses and veils and wearing t-shirts that say FOR MI-6 EYES ONLY then went over and lifted up the ISIS fighter's  pink mini dress and pulled down his silk panties.


Renfield then took the chainsaw and cut off the ISIS fighter's phallus.




"Now we pour honey on top," Renfield poured honey out of a jar on top of the phallus.



"Next we add the 72 raisins," Renfield using surgical gloved hands reached into the bag of raisins and sprinkled them on top of the honey-covered phallus.


Because of the honey, the raisins immediately stuck to the phallus.



"We don't have any Ancient Greek drachma coins to put in your mouth to help you with your journey across the River Styx but we do have this," Renfield then shoved the honey and 72 raisin covered phallus into the ISIS fighter's mouth.



After showing this image to the camera, the video then went to a clip of the ISIS beheading video of James Foley.



The camera then panned in on the knife the ISIS beheader was holding.


A movie clip of Paul Hogan as Crocodile Dundee speaking his famous line "That's not a knife" is then shown.


A long shot of Renfield as ninja holding his samurai sword behind the drag queen looking ISIS fighter with the phallus in his mouth.


Renfield then rips off the ISIS fighter's pink wig.


The camera then pans in on Renfield's samurai sword.



Another movie clip of Paul Hogan as Crocodile Dundee is then shown.


This time he speaks the line, "Now that's a knife."


Renfield then beheads the ISIS fighter with his samurai sword.


The credits are then shown as someone sings the song "My knife is bigger than your knife" in the background.



To be continued.




-A vampire novel chapter
 written by Christopher
 Thursday August 28th
 2014.


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