Greek Election Results
"European Union bureaucrats in Brussels and German Chancellor Angela Merkel have no doubt had to change their underpants after hearing the news that Alexis Tsipras' anti-austerity Syriza Party have won yesterday's national elections in Greece..." The BBC radio news announcer intoned.
"The thought of Angela Merkel's underwear. Now there's a mental image that really discombobulates the mind," Renfield R. Renfield put down his copy of the unabridged edition of Machiavelli's The Prince.
"Do you suppose Greece will leave the Eurozone?" Amadeus Emanon asked Renfield.
"They might," Renfield replied as he imagined finding a piggy bank stuffed with old Greek drachma coins.
"All this talk of Greece is making me feel hungry for feta cheese, black olives and roast lamb," Amadeus licked his lips.
"I suppose you feel like eating out at a Greek restaurant tonight," Renfield checked a restaurant app on his iPhone.
"I do," Amadeus nodded.
"That's good," Renfield smiled, "it will give me a chance to look at the menu and repeat that old line from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, 'It's all Greek to me'. "
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday January 26th
2015.
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