Renfield's Quiet Evening At Home

Renfield's Quiet Evening At Home


Renfield R. Renfield was spending a quiet evening at home after a day of getting doors slammed in his face while out campaigning as a candidate for his British Transhumanist Techno-Progressive Anti Bio-Conservative Party in the constituency of London Collingwood Hills.


Amadeus Emanon was sitting in a chair across from Renfield.

He was reading a book of puns written by Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.


Amadeus read,


What did the magical wizard say after his first attempt to turn himself into a fish?


Answer:  Oh no!  I just made a total bass of myself.




As Amadeus chuckled, Renfield put on the radio.


Radio News Announcer: And in other news... a 76-year-old woman has been banned from a KFC in the U.S.  for breast feeding her 42-year-old son in public there...


A protestor outside the site said earlier today, "I can't believe people still eat here..."


"The world has gone insane," said Renfield.


"Well if it has, you should do well in the upcoming election," Amadeus remarked.



To be continued.



-A vampire novel chapter
 written by Christopher
 Monday April 27th
 2015.


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