Renfield and The Kardashian/Jenner Clan's Latest Shenanigans

Renfield And The Kardashian/Jenner Clan's Latest Shenanigans


Renfield R. Renfield sat on the sofa and spoke to Amadeus Emanon, "You know with all the international espionage activities I've been involved in the past week, I really haven't had time to keep up with the Kardashians. I wonder what the latest news is involving the Kardashian/Jenner clan and their inner circle?".


Renfield used the remote to put on the television while Amadeus continued to eat the half dozen steak and kidney pies he'd been eating.


"So," Renfield mockingly asked the television, "what's the latest with the Kardashian/Jenner clan?".


A TV commercial was on.


TV Commercial spokesman: Are you the sort of guy who wouldn't want to be caught dead in a Nevada brothel?


Then to avoid such future embarrassment, use Viagra.


The real thing.


Not those cheap herbal imitations.


And here's another piece of advice for you, my whoremongering friend.


That slogan Things Go Better With Coke doesn't always hold true.

So use Viagra.

The real thing.

After all you wouldn't want to be caught dead or near death in a Nevada brothel.


-A vampire novel chapter
 written by Christopher
 Sunday October 18th
 2015.


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