Renfield and The Norwegian Terror Suspect

"I'm not having much fun interrogating Anders Behring Breivik," Renfield said over the phone from Oslo, Norway.

"Why not?" Amadeus asked.

"Because the guy's willing to talk," Renfield complained, "how can I torture a suspect when he's willing to talk? It's much more fun when they refuse to talk so then I can torture them. I'm having to end up asking the guy questions from Trivia Night down at our old George and Dragon Pub that we used to go to and when he doesn't know the answers or answers incorrectly, then I get the chance to torture him."

"I see," Amadeus commented.

"And another thing, I thought this guy was supposed to be a fundamentalist Christian," Renfield complained, "and yet he says he believes in Darwinian evolution. I didn't think fundamentalist Christians believed in Darwinian evolution. He says in his long-winded 1,500 page manifesto "... it is essential that science takes an undisputed precedence over biblical teachings." Furthermore the guy's a Freemason. I thought Lucifer was the Great Architect of the Universe in Freemasonic teachings. Fundamentalist Christians are worshipping Lucifer now? He also writes on page 1307 of his long-winded 1,500 page manifesto that "If you have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ and God, then you are a religious Christian. Myself and many more like me do not necessarily have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ and God." Is that the thinking of fundamentalist Christians nowadays?".

"Well maybe since the advent of Rick Warren and the Church has now become Purpose Driven rather than Christ driven, that's the feeling of fundamentalist Christians these days," Amadeus answered.

To be continued.