Isis On Eiffel Tower and Dennis Rodman Sings Happy Birthday To Kim Jong-un
The Paris-based Egyptian Vampiress Isis was standing on top of the Eiffel Tower wearing her trademark red evening dress and black spiked stiletto high- heeled shoes.
She was standing on top of the Eiffel Tower hoping to get better reception for her BlackBerry Smart Phone as lousy weather seemed to be affecting the city's wi-fi transmission system.
She happened to spot an Instagram photo of Russian billionaire Mikhail Khodorkovsky exiting a Swiss chalet looking ashen white after what the poster of the photo described as "an unexpected surprise meeting with the Romanov billions heiress the Vampiress Martini and elusive Swiss billionaire Lester Mittendorf".
"Hm, Khodorkovsky, eh?" The Vampiress Isis mused aloud, "He could be a potential ally for me in my fight against Putin."
The Vampiress Isis had been pissed at Putin ever since a Russian nuclear submarine fired a laser death ray at her husband Osiris' returning spaceship disintegrating both spaceship and her husband.
. . .
Dennis Rodman was going to sing Happy Birthday to the man he described as his "best friend" the North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un.
Mr. Rodman was wearing a sequined gold evening dress and a Marilyn Monroe style platinum blonde wig.
He approached the microphone and then sang in a sultry, sexy Marilyn Monroe style voice,
"Happy Birthday, Mr. President,
Happy Birthday to you..."
The wife of Kim Jong-un looked at her husband as he watched this performance and asked him, "Is that a chopstick in your trousers or do you just appreciate his singing?".
. . .
To be continued.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday January 8th
2014.
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