Renfield's Phone Call From British Government Official
A high-ranking official in the British government phoned Renfield R. Renfield to ask him how his questioning of Ukrainian Vampiress Inna Huculak (who was in the protective custody of the Mossad) went.
"So," the high-ranking British government official was anxious to know, "what have you discovered on your recent visit to Israel?".
"That locusts and wild honey don't taste as badly as I thought they would," replied Renfield who was staying at the John The Baptist Inn near the River Jordan.
"I was talking about your conversation with the Ukrainian Vampiress Inna Huculak regarding the Russian Vampiress Svetlana Kireeva of the FSB," said the high-ranking official.
"Oh," said Renfield as he bit into a locust and wild honey-covered tuna fish sandwich.
To be continued.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday July 30th
2014.
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