Renfield Puts Ad On eBay
The Russian Vampiress Svetlana Kireeva of the Russian FSB was being held in an MI-6 owned building in central London.
Renfield R. Renfield had abducted the Russian Vampiress at stake point in an antique shop in Munich, Bavaria over a week ago.
MI-6 were interrogating the Russian Vampiress for detailed personal information about her boss Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Meanwhile the high-ranking elements within the British establishment who had hired Renfield R. Renfield to bump off Vladimir Putin had decided to put their assassination plans on hold for awhile for some reason.
In the meantime, Renfield was sifting through the antique Bavarian beer mugs he had taken from Miss Kireeva that she had purchased from the antique store prior to his abducting her.
Renfield decided to put the items up for sale on eBay.
As Russian President Vladimir Putin checked out eBay looking for antique Bavarian beer mugs, he happened to notice Renfield's ad.
"Why," the Russian leader cried out, "those are the very type of antique Bavarian beer mugs I've been looking for."
To be continued.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Monday August 18th
2014.
Sent from my iPhone
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