The Revenge of Isis

The Revenge of Isis


The Paris-based Egyptian vampiress Isis sat seething in a Parisienne sidewalk cafe.


Russian President Vladimir Putin was really starting to piss her off.


First, last December 21st, a Russian nuclear submarine had fired a laser death ray at the spaceship returning her brother, husband and lover Osiris to earth disintegrating both spaceship and Osiris.


Now she had a lot more pieces of Osiris to pick up and re-assemble together than she did the time Osiris was dismembered and cut up into 14 pieces by her brother, brother-in-law and enemy Set millenia ago.


A group of the world's best particle physicists she had assembled to put Osiris together again.


But it was slow painstaking work.


They worked around the clock.


The night team of particle physicists were called All The King's Horses.


And the day team of particle physicists were called All The King's Men.


Osiris himself was designated by the U.S.  Secret Service code name Humpty Dumpty according to the leaked Edward Snowden documents.


Now Putin was pissing her off again by arranging a financial bailout of Ukraine.


Putin's puppet President of Ukraine Viktor Yanukovych had rejected EU integration and had received a financial bailout and cheaper Russian natural gas as a result.



By doing so, Ukraine was preventing her puppets from taking power, Isis thought as she angrily bit into an orange.


How dare Putin oppose her New World Order.

After all this had been something she and her exiled lover Osiris (Osiris had been exiled to the star system of Sirius by a black magic spell cast by their enemy Set- the black magic spell did have an expiry date- something that had been known to the Mayans, the Aztecs and the Hopi Indians but not the seer Nostradamus despite the claims of fictional History Channel programs)
had been planning for centuries.


To be continued.




-A vampire novel chapter
 written by Christopher
 Thursday December 19th
  2013