Renfield and Amadeus Listen To BBC World News On The Radio
As Renfield entered the library, he noticed that Amadeus was crying bucket loads of tears into his unspilled glass of milk.
The BBC World News was talking about the red storm warning that the British Meteorological Office had just issued.
Renfield looked out the window and noticed their next door neighbour was busy building an ark.
"What are you sniveling about?" Renfield finally asked the crying Amadeus.
"Shirley Temple dying," Amadeus sobbed.
"Well she lived to a good age," Renfield said, "she was 85."
"She was 85?" Amadeus blinked, "Wow. Did she ever look young for her age."
"All of those movies you have of her on DVD were made back in the 1930s when she was only a little girl," Renfield explained.
"Oh," said Amadeus.
A lightbulb went on over Amadeus' head as Renfield turned on a lamp behind Amadeus' chair.
On the BBC World News, a commentator was commentating, "And so U.S. President Barack Obama has spent the past couple of days snuggling up to French poodle Francois Hollande in an effort to improve U.S.-French ties. As the Emperor Napoleon and the 1960s American pop culture novelist Jacqueline Susann might put it, "Every night, Josephine..."
To be continued.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday February 12th
2014
Sent from my iPhone
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