Winter Olympics Open In Sochi and More Fallout Over Kiev

Winter Olympics Open In Sochi and More Fallout Over Kiev



Renfield R. Renfield and Amadeus Emanon were watching the highlights of the Opening Ceremony of the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi on BBC World News.


"Say," Amadeus asked between munches of hot buttered popcorn, "isn't that the Norse vampire Odin and the Norse vampire Thor walking on one side of the stadium and the Norse vampire Loki and the Norse wolf Fenrir walking on the other?".



Renfield looked up from the book he was reading by early 20th Century Italian Marxist theoretician Antonio Gramsci and glanced at the screen, "Yes, I believe it is."



The scene then switched to Bosnia-Herzegovina where anti- government protests had turned violent.


"Say isn't that the Ancient Greek vampire Ares in the crowd eating a Mars bar?" Amadeus asked between sips from a bottle of Coca-Cola whose ingredients were listed in the Spanish language (which no doubt would have offended a U.S. Republican Congressman of the Tea Party variety).


"I believe so," Renfield looked up from his iPhone where he was checking French President Francois Hollande's Facebook status that read "I did not have sexual relations with that woman..." although he had written it in French.



As a comment below the status, someone had posted a photo of a cartoon caricature of Francois Hollande looking like an extended nose Pinocchio.


On the darkened streets of Sarajevo at night, the BBC News cameras showed the ghost of an assassinated Austrian Archduke walking around saying, "I am the ghost of Franz Ferdinand doomed these past one hundred years to walk the night..."




BBC World News then showed the streets of Kiev where the ancient Babylonian Vampiress Lilith was walking around hitting Ukrainian policemen on the head with a smart phone shaped spiked stiletto high-heeled shoe while a Ukrainian protestor whistled the theme song from the old 1960s American TV series Get Smart.



"I wonder what Lilith is doing in Kiev?" Amadeus asked as he reached into a bucket of chicken wings


"Maybe looking for a good recipe for Chicken Kiev," Renfield responded while glancing through a biography of Neville Chamberlain.



The BBC News then showed a video of German Chancellor Angela Merkel looking apoplectic while blasting the United States for a derogatory remark that U.S. Assistant Secretary of State Victoria Nuland had made about the EU in a phone conversation with the U.S. Ambassador to Ukraine.



"F--- the EU," the bugged recording of the conversation had Victoria Nuland saying.


As Renfield flipped through the pages of a book called The Role of The Kama Sutra in Geopolitics and International Relations, Amadeus asked him, "Who do you suppose is responsible for bugging that phone conversation between Assistant Secretary of State Nuland and the U.S. Ambassador to Ukraine?".



Renfield a renowned hacker, wiretapper and eavesdropper in his own right grinned but said nothing.


Outside the window of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set's estate, a colossal raven sat in the branches of a giant oak tree and looking in and eavesdropping on Amadeus and Renfield started to crow, "It's all a Jewish conspiracy.  It's all a Jewish conspiracy."



The raven raised its right claw on which it had a black swastika decorated armband.



To be continued.



-A vampire novel chapter
 written by Christopher
 Friday February 7th
 2014