Magog En Route To Russia

Magog En Route To Russia



Welsh werewolf British Labour MP Magog Rhys Petley was flying a British Airways flight from London to Moscow.



He was on a secret diplomatic mission for the British government.



He was flying to Moscow to meet Russian President Vladimir Putin and ask him on behalf of the British government to withdraw his troops from the Ukraine-Russia border.



When asked to do this by British Prime Minister David Cameron and British Foreign Secretary William Hague, Rhys Petley asked the two gentlemen, "And what should I offer Putin in return if he does do this?".




"Use your imagination," Hague retorted over his cup of tea.



So Magog Rhys Petley was carrying in his wallet a personally autographed copy of the official Engagement photo of Sir Elton John and his future husband David Furnish  who would be wed next month under the new laws allowing same sex marriage ceremonies in England and Wales which recently took effect.




Magog would give Putin the photo if he withdrew his troops from the Ukraine-Russia border.



Magog figured he owed the British government this favour.



After all the British government had intervened with the Irish government in Dublin and asked them to drop criminal charges and release the backbench British Labour MP when he was arrested during a Dublin police raid that took place in a Dublin brothel in the late evening hours of Saint Patrick's Day.





Magog had gone to the brothel to cure his depression and anxiety attacks after he had witnessed a live Druidic human sacrifice ceremony that had taken place earlier that night near Blarney Castle.



Although the tea-toddling Dublin police sergeant who ordered the raid was immediately fired by his superiors for having the audacity to wreck Saint Patrick's Day celebrations  by doing so, Irish prosecutors decided they better prosecute those arrested in the raid.


A quick call from British Prime Minister David Cameron to Irish Taoiseach Enda Kenny (after Cameron had heard the shocking news of Rhys Petley's arrest in a Dublin bordello) led to the charges against the Welsh MP being discreetly dropped and Magog being discreetly released.



British Labour Party leader Edward Miliband had severely reprimanded his backbench MP when he had returned to his Westminster offices.



"What were you thinking being arrested inside a Dublin bordello?"
Miliband had asked him, "Our London bordellos aren't good enough for you?".



And so now Magog was on his way to Moscow to ask Vladimir Putin to kindly remove his troops from the Ukraine-Russia border.


Magog took a quick sip of brandy.



He sure hoped dear Vladimir liked the photo of Sir Elton John and his fiancé David Furnish.




To be continued.





-A vampire novel chapter
 written by Christopher
 Sunday April 6th
 2014.


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