Pan Goatee In The Big Apple

Pan Goatee In The Big Apple


U.S. government hired assassin and serial killer Pan Goatee was back from a few weeks' vacation in the Caribbean.


He had gone there after being de-thawed in a DARPA research lab.



Pan Goatee had been frozen after he had been caught in a terrible Washington DC snow storm back in early February.



He had spent several weeks in a state of frozen animation in a DARPA research lab while DARPA scientists tried to figure out how to de-thaw him.





Finally DARPA brought in the Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec who was able to de-thaw the genetically created half- man half-goat satyr by performing a ritual act of tantric sex with him.




One DARPA research scientist was so impressed by what he saw that he bought the patent for the tantric ritual sex act he saw being performed.




He resigned his position as a research scientist at DARPA and proclaimed himself a tantric sex guru.




He was currently in the process of negotiating a live TV interview with Oprah.



As for Pan Goatee- after being de-thawed, he went down to the Caribbean to get some warm tropical sun and get back a healthy looking sun tan that had faded away while he was in a state of frozen animation.



He spent some time smoking pot with Rastafarians.



He spent the rest of his time making out with the beautiful members of an all-girls' reggae band.



When he returned to his Washington DC penthouse, there were several voice mail messages waiting for him as he didn't bother checking his voice mail while he was soaking up the Caribbean sun, smoking pot and banging the luscious beauties that were the all-girls' reggae band.




On his voice mail, there was a message waiting for him from a New York City billionaire.



The message said that the man had a job for him to do for which he would be paid an exorbitant fee.




Pan Goatee liked the sound of those two words "exorbitant fee" so agreed to fly to NYC to meet the man.



Now here he was in the Big Apple standing on the observation deck of the Empire State Building looking over the city that some long-dead mayor had once called "Little old New York".




The Mossad agent who also stood on the observation deck and was watching Pan Goatee removed his mobile phone from his pocket and called the Controller of the Golem at Mossad headquarters in Jerusalem.



"The target is within range, sir," the agent spoke.



"Unfortunately I'm unable to get the authorization of the cabinet to approve the assassination," the Controller of the Golem sighed.



"That's too bad," the agent said.


"Too bad indeed," the Controller of the Golem hung up the phone and looked outside the window of his office where he thought he could see UFO flying saucers flying over Jerusalem.



As Pan Goatee surveyed the night sky of the Big Apple, he thought he could see UFO flying saucers flying over the bright lights of the city.


A serpent beamed down from the biggest UFO on to the top of one of the gothic spires of the Episcopal Cathedral of Saint John the Divine.


To be continued.




- A vampire novel chapter
  written by Christopher
  Tuesday April 8th
  2014.


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