Pan Goatee and The Twitter Serial Killing Body Part Scavenger Hunt

Pan Goatee and The Twitter Serial Killing Body Part Scavenger Hunt


Pan Goatee had returned to the U.S. after presiding over a privately commissioned killing spree in the Middle East.


Upon his return to Washington DC, he had heard on the news about scavenger hunts becoming all the rage on Twitter.


First someone in San Francisco had left hidden cash- $100 bills- in envelopes and then left clues to their whereabouts on their Twitter accounts.


The phenomenon then spread to Los Angeles, then Seattle and then Vancouver.


Then to cities all across North America.



Then some pothead in Vancouver started handing out free small grams of marijuana in envelopes and leaving Twitter clues to their whereabouts on their Twitter account HiddenWeedYVR.


So between HiddenCash Twitter account scavenger hunts and HiddenWeed Twitter account scavenger hunts, it was all the rage.


Pan Goatee thought that as a serial killer, he should start cutting up the bodies of his victims and leaving body parts at various locales in the DC area and leaving clues on a Twitter account.


So he started a Twitter account HiddenBodyPartsDC.


He had immense fun slashing up the body parts of his numerous victims.


He had a little more difficulty getting the body parts into envelopes.


To say nothing of the rash his tongue developed after licking all those envelopes shut.



He then hid the somewhat bulgy and bulky envelopes at various locales in the DC area.


He then posted clues on his HiddenBodyPartsDC Twitter account and watched the fun begin.


".... and as this increasingly bizarre social networking phenomenon takes hold, a fight between two grandmothers broke outside the gates of the White House today as both raging grannies fought to claim possession of a human head stuffed in an extra large envelope and placed between two of the gates..."





To be continued.




-A vampire novel chapter
 written by Christopher
 Saturday June 7th
 2014.


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