Diablos Nocturna At The NATO Summit In Newport Wales
The NATO Summit in Newport Wales was winding down.
Most of the world leaders had left.
And MI-6 agent Diablos Nocturna who had overseen security operations at the summit was watching the shutting down of the summit.
He saw Monica Dhaliwal his liaison with CSIS (the Canadian Security Intelligence Service) approach looking very attractive and stylish in her white blouse, blue jacket, tight blue skirt, black silk pantyhose and striking cerulean blue spiked stiletto high- heeled shoes.
She was definitely the reason he had enjoyed working this summit so much.
She flashed a warm smile as she stood face-to-face with him.
"So," she flicked her hair back as she spoke, "how ever did you come up with the code name Diablos Nocturna - Devil of the Night?".
"From medieval legends of the incubus," Diablos Nocturna replied.
"The male demon who slept with beautiful women in the night?" Monica Dhaliwal smiled again.
"The same," Diablos Nocturna nodded.
"Say who was that woman who looked like the singer Rihanna and was dressed in a Dior red evening gown and hob nobbed with all the world leaders at all the summit dinners?" Monica Dhaliwal asked.
"That's the Paris-based billionairess and Egyptian Vampiress Isis," Diablos Nocturna replied.
"Vampiress?" The female CSIS agent was shocked.
"Yes her brother, brother-in-law and arch-enemy the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set lives in London," the MI-6 operative answered.
"So you mean there really are such things as vampires and vampiresses?" Monica Dhaliwal adjusted her skirt.
"There are indeed," the MI-6 agent replied.
"In my university days," Monica Dhaliwal began stroking her hair, "I'd heard talk of a legendary Canadian vampire hunter by the name of Dracul Van Helsing. Does he actually exist?".
"He does," Diablos Nocturna nodded, "I've heard of him."
"This London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set," the CSIS operative inquired, "does he have anything to do with Set Enterprises the British research and development firm that's said to be engaged in secret and very controversial genetics experiments?".
"Yes, he owns it," Diablos Nocturna took note of a news channel helicopter in the distance, "you might also have heard of his controversial corporate Chief of Security and Intelligence Gathering the notorious Renfield R. Renfield. He has quite the reputation in international espionage circles."
"Renfield R. Renfield works for Set?" The CSIS agent had indeed heard of the ruthless and totally psychotic individual that Western intelligence agencies turned to as a last resort when it came to dealing with the vilest scum of the Earth.
There were rumours that The Blacklist TV series' character of Raymond Red Reddington was actually modeled on Renfield R. Renfield.
"Yes he works for Set," Diablos Nocturna answered.
The MI-6 agent invited the CSIS agent for a drink in a nearby Welsh pub.
As they approached the pub entrance from the street, Welsh werewolf (although most people didn't know that he was a werewolf) British Labour MP Magog Rhys Petley came rushing out of the pub.
"They don't have any buttermilk in this pub," Magog Rhys Petley gasped, "in fact, they don't seem to have buttermilk anywhere in town."
He went running down the street shouting, "Buttermilk. I need buttermilk."
"Quite the eccentric character," Monica Dhaliwal looked down the street after him.
"That was Magog Rhys Petley a Welsh Member of Parliament at Westminster," Diablos Nocturna stated, "Obviously a man who enjoys his buttermilk."
They entered the pub.
. . .
"So what was this Vampiress Isis doing talking to all those world leaders?" Monica Dhaliwal asked Diablos Nocturna after they sat down.
"She's hoping to use NATO to destroy Vladimir Putin's Russia," Diablos Nocturna replied.
"I see," Monica Dhaliwal looked puzzled, "and why does she want to do that?".
"Because it was a Russian nuclear submarine that used a laser death ray to disintegrate the spaceship that was returning her brother, husband and lover Osiris to Earth from the star system of Sirius back on December 21st 2012 and she's vowed vengeance ever since," the MI-6 operative replied.
"I see," the CSIS operative felt she was in a dream.
"All part of a long-standing family feud that originated in Egypt millenia ago," Diablos Nocturna explained, "when their brother Set cut up Osiris into 14 pieces and scattered the body parts throughout Egypt. Isis who was married to Osiris managed to find all the parts save one and put them back together again and using Egyptian magic managed to resurrect Osiris. But then Set managed to cast a Black Magic spell on Osiris transporting him and exiling him to a planet in the star system of Sirius. So Horus the son of Isis and Osiris who was also Set's nephew buried Set alive in a tomb. Set's tomb was then discovered and opened on November 11th 1918 at ironically enough exactly 1100 hours Greenwich time when the Armistice ending the First World War came into effect. Set fled the tomb after his sarcophagus lid was taken off and he's been wreaking his havoc on the world ever since."
"I see," Monica Dhaliwal sipped her Chai tea (which she was surprised to see offered in a Welsh pub), "and how was it that Osiris returned to Earth on December 21st 2012?".
"It was because of the Black Magic spell that Set cast on Osiris," Diablos Nocturna explained, "for ancient Egyptian witchcraft Black Magic spells like most modern food and dairy products had an expiration date on it. And the expiration date for the spell exiling Osiris to the star system of Sirius ended December 21st 2012 on our calendar. It was an expiration date of which the Mayans, the Aztecs and the Hopi Indians were aware. Their prophecies about this event gave the History Channel a lot to talk about on its programs throughout most of the first 12 years of the 21st Century. For all intensive public purposes since nothing appeared to happen on December 21st 2012, they've scrambled to try to find a replacement and think that endless reruns of American Pickers will somehow capture the imagination of the television viewing public. If, like Isis, subscribers to the History Channel knew what really happened on December 21st 2012, they too would be calling for Vladimir Putin's head on a silver platter."
"So for Isis, all hopes of Osiris' return have vanished into thin air like disintegrated particles from the after effects of a laser death ray?" Monica Dhaliwal asked.
"Yes, having one's anatomical body parts reduced to the sub-atomic level is certainly more of a challenge to put back together again than just being cut up into 14 pieces," Diablos Nocturna admitted, "but it so happened that leading Swiss scientist Dr. Fahrenheit Celsius happened to be in the area of Vancouver's English Bay at the time and happened to use a mirror and the sounds of the sea from a large sea shell he was holding to collect the disintegrated particles from the laser death ray explosion and put them into a working model of the CERN Large Hadron Collider he had in his rowboat with him at the time."
"So the particles of Osiris' sub-atomic structure were gathered into Dr. Celsius Fahrenheit's working model of the CERN Large Hadron Collider?" Monica Dhaliwal asked.
"Along with the sub-atomic particles of the Aztec feathered serpent god Quetzalcoatl who was arriving in a space ship from Saturn's moon Titan in the same vicinity at the same time and was likewise disintegrated from the laser death ray fired by the Russian nuclear submarine that was illegally trespassing in Canadian coastal waters at the time," Diablos Nocturna answered.
"Wow, I never heard about that in my History of War and Conflict Class at UBC," said Monica Dhaliwal who was a recent graduate of the University of British Columbia prior to her recruitment by CSIS.
"Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper covered up the whole incident to prevent a possible war with Russia," Diablos Nocturna explained, "and Harper's NATO ally U.S. President Barack Obama is still working on a strategy to respond to the whole incident. He may come up with such a working strategy at the same time he finally comes up with a strategy against ISIS- that is the Islamist terrorist caliphate not the Paris-based billionairess Egyptian Vampiress."
"So whatever became of the particles that were placed inside Dr. Celsius Fahrenheit's model of the CERN Large Hadron Collider?" the CSIS agent asked.
"They're now in the Vampiress Isis' secret subterranean laboratory below Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris," Diablos Nocturna replied, "although it's not as secret as she thinks it is since MI-6 knows all about it. There Dr. Fahrenheit Celsius and a number of other of the world's leading scientists are working to put the particles of Osiris back together again."
"Why is the Vampiress Isis' laboratory located beneath Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris?" Monica Dhaliwal inquired.
"It's my understanding that Isis is a big fan of the late great British actor Charles Laughton," the MI-6 agent answered, "and particularly enjoyed his 1939 film The Hunchback of Notre Dame."
"So are they having any success putting the particles of Osiris back together again?" The CSIS agent looked at the pattern in her cup of chai tea.
"Well according to a theoretical research paper written by a professor of particle physics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology," Diablos Nocturna put a little pepper on his dish of Welsh rarebit, "an ET gray's laser death ray gun fired in reverse into the surrounding atmosphere might be able to put the particles back together again."
"So all Isis has to do then is to get her hands on an ET gray's laser death ray gun," Monica Dhaliwal picked up her fork to sample her own dish of Welsh rarebit.
"That's right," Diablos Nocturna nodded, "and there may be a bit of a problem getting that."
On the radio in the Welsh pub was playing the latest release from the American music group Nero Wilson and The Cleveland Cleavers with their lead vocalist Sekhmet singing the lyrics that were also the title of the song, "Mr. ET Gray, I'm So Sorry I Lost Your Laser Death Ray Gun."
In the distance outside the pub could be heard the melancholy haunting sound of what sounded like a werewolf howling.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday September 6th
2014
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