Renfield and Nimrod

Renfield and Nimrod



Renfield R. Renfield was spending Ash Wednesday by heavily smoking tons of cigarettes and spilling ash all over the living room carpet which no doubt would upset Athelstan (the butler and valet to their employer the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set) when he discovered it.


He was also busy hacking into the computers of the NSA (America's National Security Agency) to discover what they were up to.


"Great Heavens," Renfield exclaimed to his friend and fellow co-employee Amadeus Emanon, "the NSA have apparently got Nimrod's perfectly preserved dead body in one of their secret labs outside Washington DC."



"Nimrod from the Old Testament?" Amadeus looked up, "The guy who built the Tower of Babel?".


"The same," Renfield sampled an Iraqi tuna fish sandwich from his delicatessen bought multicultural tuna fish sandwich plate featuring tuna fish sandwiches from all over the globe.

"And the body is perfectly preserved, you say?" Amadeus was shocked.


"Yes," Renfield nodded, "it was apparently found in a U.F.O. that had crashed in the Arctic seas not far from the northern Canadian hamlet of Tuktoyaktuk last December."



(For more on the background on the U.F.O.  crash near Tuktoyaktuk, please read here:


https://draculvanhelsing.wordpress.com/2014/12/12/u-f-o-crash-in-the-high-arctic/

)


"So Nimrod was in a U.F.O and it was the crash that killed him?" Amadeus wondered inwardly what that would do to the U.F.O. craft's owner's interplanetary vehicular insurance rates-  they'd probably rise out of this world.


"Apparently," Renfield looked at his computer, "so Nimrod must have been taken up into the heavens like Enoch and Elijah were. Only the Bible didn't mention Nimrod's trip into the heavens."




To be continued.



-A vampire novel chapter
 written by Christopher
 Wednesday February 18th
 2015.


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