Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Whose Secret Weapon?

Whose Secret Weapon?


Russian President Vladimir Putin was in his office in Moscow getting a briefing on the ceasefire in eastern Ukraine.


"Mr. President," the head of the Russian FSB spoke, "the illegal rogue government in Kiev has a new secret weapon that's been attacking our troops... I mean... our allies."


"Secret weapon?" Putin perked up his ears.


"Yes, a werewolf, believe it or not," the FSB head grimaced, "Fortunately our side has a few silver bullets in our arsenal to protect against American witchcraft. We've fired but sadly have missed the mark."



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Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko was in his office in Kiev getting a briefing on how the ceasefire was holding up in eastern Ukraine.


"Mr. President," the Minister of Defence spoke, "Russian troops posing as volunteers have a new secret weapon that's been attacking our troops- a werewolf."


"A werewolf?" Poroshenko dropped a perogie off his fork.


"Yes," the Minister of Defence took a sip of tea in an effort to show the cabinet that he had not been drinking anything stronger, "Fortunately our side have a few silver bullets in our arsenal to protect against Siberian shamanic witchcraft.  We've fired but sadly have missed the mark."



To be continued.



-A vampire novel chapter
 written by Christopher
 Tuesday February 17th
  2015.


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