Michelangelo's Dream of Donald Trump
As Amadeus Emanon and Renfield R. Renfield watched the program Game of Thrones on the TV set in the office of the Set Enterprises lab, Michelangelo the genetically created psychic lobster was sleeping with his eyes wide open (like he always did) in the laboratory's large salt water tank aquarium.
He was dreaming (having a nightmare actually) of a world where Donald Trump was President of the United States.
In the dream, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un had sent an elite commando unit of North Korean micro-mini skirted women soldiers to capture U.S. President Donald Trump and hold him as a prisoner of war.
Kim wanted the Presidential access code for America's nuclear missiles so he could use America's own weapons against her in destroying her cities.
After 15 minutes of torture from the elite North Korean female commando unit and President Trump's inability to know either the words or the tune to the North Korean National Anthem, the Donald was soon singing (soprano) like a (high-pitched) canary.
The missiles were then launched and numerous American cities and states were destroyed.
The North Korean women soldiers forced President Trump to watch the whole spectacle on television.
A reality TV cooking show where a celebrity chef was giving his recipe for Baked Alaska was interrupted by visual images of Sarah Palin's home vanishing in the puff of smoke of a huge atomic mushroom cloud.
Once America was destroyed, Kim Jong-un had no further use for Prisoner of War No.00000-00 and ordered him terminated.
After a last meal of Mexican enchiladas which went over like a lead balloon with the Donald, Trump was then taken out to the prison courtyard where the micro-mini skirted North Korean women soldiers were lined-up with their rifles and bayonets.
The slit skirted red dragon emblazoned gold evening dress leader of the commando unit then dropped her sword giving the signal to fire and said in perfect English, "You're fired."
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Sunday July 19th
2015.
Sent from my iPhone
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