Qonzilqointec Reads Report On Kraken and Medusa

Qonzilqointec Reads Report On Kraken and Medusa


The Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec sat in her silk nightgown and read an email she had received from an MI-6 Agent whose code name was Diablos Nocturna.


She had never met Diablos Nocturna in person but the two had met on-line and had discovered they both had a mutual enemy.


They agreed to share information.


Diablos had sent her a copy of a report that he had received from an Israeli Mossad agent whose code name was The Controller of The Golem.

The report chronicled the movements of a Kraken sized octopus who was skateboarding across the state of Israel.


At his side as he skateboarded across Israel was a beautiful long haired redheaded woman who always wore the most elegant evening dresses and who had the ability to glide inches above the ground as she walked.


The Kraken and the redhead were first spotted at a global courier delivery service in downtown Tel Aviv where the woman arranged to have a dozen shopping bags couriered to her penthouse apartment in London.


They then went up to the Sea of Galilee at the woman's insistence so that she could walk on water up there.


"I'm giving these people something they haven't seen in 2000 years," she said to the Kraken as tourists hastily took pictures with their smart phones.


A divinity professor at Yale who thought all of Christ's miracles were strictly symbolic and that nobody could actually walk on water died of a heart attack when his daughter emailed him the picture.


He couldn't fathom the thought of having to revise all his theories and revise all those textbooks he had written.



They then went to Cana of Galilee where the Kraken, wanting to upstage the redhead's miracle of walking on water, tried to turn pitchers of water into lager beer at an American biker's outdoor motorcycle wedding.


When the attempted miracle failed abysmally, the Kraken found himself being pursued by a group of angry tattooed motorcycle gang members and their equally angry tattooed brides.


The redhead who called herself Medusa had wisely ascended into the sky and headed off to Jerusalem before the Kraken had even attempted his water into beer wedding miracle.


She had recently seen the Kraken attempt to pull a rabbit out of a silk hat at a Mafia wedding in Sicily and when he had pulled out the local Mafia don's mistress' personally monogrammed panties instead, that had not gone over so well.


The Kraken jumped on his skateboard and headed out of town just before sunset as the Hell's Angels followed on hot pursuit on their motorcycles.


"I don't recall this ever happening in Lady Gaga's music video about Judas," were the Kraken's last words as he skated past the sign that said You Are Now Leaving Cana of Galilee.



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The redheaded Medusa's descent on to the Temple Mount on August 27th 2015 (on the 40th Anniversary of Ethiopian Emperor Haile Selassie's death in Addis Ababa) frightened away both Orthodox Jewish wailer at the Western Wall and Muslim worshipper on the Temple Mount alike paving the way for the Kraken who called himself Napoleon VI to skateboard on to the Temple Mount on his skateboard bearing the image of former Rastafarian Bob Marley.


The report from the Controller of the Golem that Qonzilqointec was reading bore the notation that the Controller had been immediately summoned by the Office of the Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin Netanyahu to report immediately to a West Jerusalem police station to take a sobriety test.



-A vampire novel chapter
 written by Christopher
 Thursday August 27th
  2015.


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