Amadeus and Renfield: Contrasts In Handling Life's Down Moments

Amadeus and Renfield: Contrasts In Handling Life's Down Moments


Amadeus Emanon was having a bad week.

A lot of his favourite artists and performers had been dying lately.


First there had been David Bowie, then there had been Alan Rickman whom he had thought of as a father (since some of Rickman's DNA had gone into the genetic cloning and creation of Amadeus) and now Glenn Frey of The Eagles.


As Amadeus moped about the house (the colossal London mansion of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set), Renfield R. Renfield was happily bringing home hookers and banging away with them in a massive orgy of sex, bourbon and Cuban cigars.


He was also waiting by the phone to see if former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin would endorse him for President of the United States.

But Sarah fell for the guy with the weird looking toupee.


Renfield overcame his disappointment by lighting a cigar, opening a bottle of bourbon and saying to a lovely woman wearing a cosplay Japanese sailor suit mini dress, "Well blow me down, matey" and then hummed the Japanese national anthem as she proceeded to do just that.


-A vampire novel chapter
  written by Christopher
  Tuesday January 19th
  2016.