Good-bye Mr. Chaps- Adios Señor Guzman
Renfield R. Renfield and Amadeus Emanon were listening to the BBC World News on the radio.
Said the announcer, "The Mexican government has announced that it is extraditing Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman to the U.S.
Rumours are circulating that if Mr. Guzman refuses to spill his guts about drug cartel operations, the U.S. government will threaten him with a sentence of serving as chief toupee wig washer to Donald Trump."
"That was my suggestion to the U.S. government," Renfield grinned.
"No wonder they use you as the final authority in interrogating ISIS prisoners of war," Amadeus remarked.
Renfield smiled as he pulled the wings off a fly, dipped it in arsenic and put it in the middle of a spider's web.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Saturday January 9th
2016.
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