Polar Bear's Summer Ride

Polar Bear's Summer Ride (a poem about Nathan De Burgh Polar Bear Private Eye written by Dracul Van Helsing, July 27th 2009)

It was steamy hot under the sun
as Nathan ate his hot dog bun
it was the middle of summer and the polar bear had headed south
now he had cotton candy stuck in his mouth
he was on the carnival grounds by the beach
as the roller coaster came to a screech
he got on and the sight of his massive white fur
turned his seat into a total blur
the ride started and off he went
like Superman emerging from Clark Kent
up and down
up and down
the roller coaster went round and round
Nathan's stomach didn't feel so good
it erupted like an overheated car hood.

Nathan got off the ride
with his guts gone
along with his pride
he wouldn't be ordering
any oysters on the side.

-written on July 27th, 2009
by Dracul Van Helsing
another poetic adventure featuring Nathan De Burgh Polar Bear Private Eye.