Thursday, July 30, 2009

The Vampire of Rap

He was the Vampire of Rap
his lyrics were crap
looked like Bela Lugosi takin' a nap
to him your blood was sap
he'll set the trap
knock off your ball cap
and give you a whap
then suck your blood
and all that crud
and you'll end up lookin' like mud.

-A rap song about a vampire gangsta rapper
written by Dracul Van Helsing, July 30th, 2009.

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