Renfield and Amadeus Emanon are watching television.
On the screen, subtitles say Somewhere on The 38th Parallel of the Korean Peninsula.
The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set is seen standing in front of a sports car on the border.
"Comrade Kim Jong-il is late for his meeting with me and it's almost sunrise," Set looks at his watch.
Suddenly a Rolls-Royce limousine approaches.
"This must be Comrade Kim now," Set smiles.
The limousine opens and out steps South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan in a short leather mini dress, black silk fishnet pantyhose and black spiked stiletto heels.
"My God, stop her," Set orders his North Korean honour guard.
Hyung single handedly battles all the members of Set's North Korean honour guard. Knocking them all to the ground and kicking them with her spiked stiletto high-heeled shoes.
Set looks at his watch, "Egad, almost sunrise and there's Hyung the most fierce vampire huntress in the world standing there with her holy water blessed crossbow with a hawthorne wooden stake for an arrow."
Set leaps into his car.
TV announcer's voice: The new Qonzilqointec Electric Car is available with tinted windows able to block out many or all of the sun's harmful ultra-violet rays. Your choice. And since it runs on a high-powered lithium electric battery, you don't have to worry about suddenly running out of gas. So it makes your day or your night easier."
Set's Qonzilqointec Electric Car is seen driving full speed ahead into the sunrise.
Renfield smiled, "The boss should be pleased about his commercial."
Amadeus Emanon helped himself to his popcorn, "So the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec hired Dracul Van Helsing to write this commercial and both James Cameron and Quentin Tarantino to direct it. A sexy woman in a short skirt and spiked stiletto heels beating people up certainly shows Tarantino's input to say nothing of Dracul Van Helsing's. But where's Cameron's influence?".
Renfield answered, "The moon that was fading in the night sky just as the sun was rising happened to be a blue moon, didn't you notice that?".
"Oh, once in a blue moon," Amadeus replied.
"And the glove compartment in the new Qonzilqointec Electric Car is called Pandora's Box," Renfield pointed out.
* * *
In a hotel room in Paris, South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan and Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing are lying in bed watching the commercial Dracul had written.
"I can't believe instead of killing the vampire Set," Hyung shook her head, "we allow him to live and do a TV commercial in which I co-star."
"A living Set might come in handy in the future," Dracul answered.
"I don't see how," Hyung shook her head.
On the TV, a CNN documentary was shown whereby the priest-theologian Herr Hans talked about the Vampire Osiris' return to Earth in 2012.
Dracul pointed at the TV screen.
To be continued.
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