Welsh werewolf British Labour MP Magog Rhys Petley had spent the day in an expensive and exclusive London tailor shop getting a new suit fitted to attend the Obama Inauguration.
After that, he felt that the werewolf part of him was taking over again so he went to a small restaurant and ordered a dozen glasses of buttermilk.
After drinking them, he went for a walk all over London.
As he walked through Trafalgar Square in London, he was startled to see the ghost of Napoleon Bonaparte standing atop Lord Nelson's head on Nelson's statue.
Napoleon's ghost looked down upon him and winked at him.
Magog Rhys Petley hurriedly kept walking.
As he walked through Parliament Square near the Houses of Westminster, he was startled to see the ghost of Adolf Hitler standing atop Sir Winston Churchill's head on Sir Winston Churchill's statue in Parliament Square.
The ghost of Hitler winked at him.
Magog Rhys Petley hurriedly walked to a nearby pub and ordered a double whisky- the first of two dozen he'd have that night.
After seeing those ghosts, he resolved not to drink in the future...
... so much buttermilk.
To be continued.
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