CNN's Anderson Cooper looked at the camera, "Despite the quiet low key private inauguration ceremony that happened in the Blue Room of the White House today to fulfill the constitutional requirements of the President being sworn in on January 20th with a public ceremony being held tomorrow, all sorts of crazy rumours are flying around. One such rumour was that a werewolf was spotted on the White House lawn while the President was being sworn in. After the incident of the werewolf on the White House lawn was reported, the Head of the U.S. Secret Service issued an Official Statement that quote "agents should refrain from drinking on the job..."
Jay-Z remarked to Beyonce in the hotel room of Washington D.C.'s prestigious Hamilton Hotel as they watched the television screen, "Wow. That's really crazy, man."
Beyonce adjusted her skirt and crossed her legs and said, "Hm. Maybe I should put a werewolf in my next music video."
"And speaking of drinking," Anderson Cooper continued, "the White House kitchen is said to be reporting that massive quantities of buttermilk are apparently missing from the White House refrigerator..."
To be continued.
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