Welsh werewolf British Labour MP Magog Rhys Petley was doing some last minute work on behalf of his constituents before flying to Washington D.C.
An elderly couple who were not computer or internet savvy or really technologically inclined at all would be flying to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada next week and wanted to know what the weather would be like.
Magog usually went beyond the call of duty when helping out his constituents which explained why he kept getting re-elected all the time despite his radical Marxist-Leninist views which were out of step with the thinking of most of the population of 21st Century Britain.
Magog Rhys Petley decided to phone the noted Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing about the matter as the famous world class vampire hunter now lived in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Magog asked Van Helsing which Vancouver-based meteorologist he'd recommend for a forecast.
Dracul Van Helsing replied, "BC Global TV meteorologist Wesla Wong."
So Magog then phoned Wesla Wong and got next week's Vancouver forecast for his elderly constituents.
He then phoned the couple with the information.
They were delighted.
After putting the phone down, Magog felt he might be turning into a werewolf again so he quickly drank some buttermilk which served as an antidote to the lycanthropy gene taking over his system.
To be continued.
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