Renfield R. Renfield was at his computer hacking into the cameras that recorded and filmed the North Korean cabinet meeting room.
Amadeus Emanon was sitting on the sofa looking bleary-eyed and imagining that he was reading a Superman comic book.
"I'm now in the North Korean cabinet meeting room," Renfield boasted.
"What are you doing there?" Amadeus asked in a voice devoid of emotion.
"I've been informed by my sources that there's a very important meeting happening right now that will decide the fate of the entire world," Renfield answered.
"Where's Superman when you need him?" Amadeus looked around for any sign of a Superman comic book in the vicinity.
"This is strange," Renfield looked puzzled, "there's no one in the cabinet room except for North Korean leader Kim Jong-un himself and he's busy picking petals off a daisy."
Renfield turned up the audio on his computer.
Kim was of course speaking in Korean.
Renfield who knew Korean translated for Amadeus.
North Korea's leader Kim Jong-un said as he picked one daisy petal, "I should nuke America" and as he picked the next daisy petal, "I should not nuke America..."
and so on and so forth...
Amadeus looked horrified, "You mean Kim Jong-un is deciding whether or not to nuke America depending on what answer the final daisy petal gives him?."
"Apparently," Renfield poured himself a glass of ice cold lemonade shandy.
"I wonder what the answer will be," Amadeus looked out the window towards the heavens.
"I don't know," Renfield sipped his shandy, "but depending on what the final daisy petal answer is, I may have to advise the Boss to pull his investment money out of America."
To be continued.
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