Magog's New Mission Impossible

Magog's New Mission Impossible


Welsh werewolf British Labour MP Magog Rhys Petley was in his House of Commons office drinking from a bottle of brandy.


The phone rang.


It was German Chancellor Angela Merkel.

"Madame Chancellor," Magog was shocked, "I hope you're not calling from your mobile phone."


"No, Herr Magog," the Chancellor replied, "I'm calling from a secure line."

"That's good," Magog wiped his brow.

"Have you checked your mail today?" Mrs. Merkel asked.

"Not yet," Magog replied.

"Check and see if you've got something from a company called Odin Insurance in Munich," the Chancellor directed.

Magog sifted through his mail.

"I do in fact," Magog stated.

"Open it," the Chancellor directed.

Inside was a handwritten note to U.S. President Barack Obama from the German Chancellor.

Magog read it and gulped.

"I take it being the curious snoop you are, you've read the message," the Chancellor laughed.

Looking out the window of his office, Magog could see a curious cat touch a live electrical wire and then fall to the ground dead from electrocution.

"Well... um... " Magog stammered.

"It's all right, Magog," the Chancellor laughed, "now I want you to go to Washington D. C.  and deliver that message in person to President Obama."

"But why me?" Magog protested, "Why not one of your diplomats or a member of the Bundestag?".


"Because they're all under surveillance by the CIA," the Chancellor explained, "but no one would bother to pay much attention to a drunken backbench Opposition politician who's failed abysmally on 3 different peace missions to the Middle East."


"Thanks for the vote of confidence, Chancellor," Magog took a sip from his bottle of brandy.


"You're welcome, Magog," the Chancellor replied, "will you do it?".


"Call me crazy," Magog noted the werewolf hairs starting to emerge on his human skin, "but I'll do it."


"That's great," the Chancellor sounded pleased, "now if you excuse me, I see I've got a call from Sarah Palin coming in on my mobile."


"Sarah Palin?" Magog asked the
now empty receiver.




                       .           .           .




The NSA official doing the surveillance spilled tea and canned Alaskan salmon all over himself when he noticed the name coming up on the mobile.





To be continued.





-A vampire novel chapter
 written by Christopher
 Monday November 4th
 2013