And So The Winter Sun Starts To Set On January 2014

And So The Winter Sun Starts To Set On January 2014


The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set walked the streets of London in search of blood.


After biting a few Londoners and draining them of their blood, he showed them what a pain in the neck he could be in London after midnight.


An even bigger pain in the neck than silent film star Lon Chaney Sr.


In cyberspace, he was also searching for blood.


After a recent conversation he had with his company Set Enterprises Laboratories' resident mad scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher, he needed some of the late Pope John Paul II's blood for the Rocher plan to succeed.


So Set put an ad on eBay saying he'd pay £2 million to anyone who could bring him a genuine vial of the late Pope John Paul II's blood.


As Set checked the BBC News app on his Galaxy Android phone while draining the blood of and at the same time having coital relations with a beautiful mini skirted Russian girl on the sidewalks of London, he noticed a news story that a holy relic containing the blood of the late Pope John Paul II had been stolen from a chapel in Italy.


Hm, that's a good sign, Set thought.


"I'm an Aquarius," was the beautiful mini skirted Russian girl's last words as she died trying to fix the holes in her torn nylon stockings.



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Pan Goatee was sitting in his Washington DC apartment getting a blow job from a young Monica Lewinsky lookalike while reading a personally autographed copy of former U. S. President Bill Clinton's autobiography.


On the television screen in the room was a news story about Pope Francis freeing two doves from the window of the Apostolic Palace in the Vatican  with the help of two small children.

Only minutes before the two papal peace doves were released,  Pope Francis had called for peace in Ukraine.


Then no sooner had the two doves been released by the two children at the window then both birds were attacked much to the horror of tens of thousands of on-lookers in St. Peter's Square.


An enormous seagull and a huge black crow attacked the two doves.

One dove managed to escape the seagull but the black crow continued to peck at the other dove drawing blood.


"I've got a stain on my blue dress!" The Monica Lewinsky lookalike shouted as Pan Goatee came with the full force of a volcanic eruption from Mount Vesuvius.


"Here take this," Pan Goatee handed her a gift card for a full steam cleaning at a DC Chinese laundry.



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Russian President Vladimir Putin was sitting in his office.


His shortwave radio was picking up a radio station from Texas.


"Hi friends, this is Texe Marrs," the Texan voice on the radio drolled.


Putin was reading an intercepted CIA report where the CIA agent had written that he had it on the highest authority of a retired U.S. Air Force officer in Texas that the recent anti-government protests in Kiev Ukraine (the current Ukrainian government were staunch allies of Putin's Russia) was the direct result of a Jewish conspiracy based on an obscure passage in a medieval Khazar translation of the Babylonian Talmud.


Putin pounded the table, "Damn Jews."




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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu was sitting in his office.


He had in front of him a handwritten note written and sent to him by the Paris-based Egyptian Vampiress Isis.


Isis offered to help him build a Third Jewish Temple on the Temple Mount provided he promised to erect a statue of her husband Osiris within the Temple.

Netanyahu sighed.

How was it he was getting messages from all the crazies today?


Earlier he had received an email from a Chinese-Canadian using a Government of Canada Dept. of Health Canada email address offering to sell him the original Golem of Prague if the price was right.


The fellow claimed he had won it in a Destinations Europe contest he had entered.



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Welsh werewolf British Labour MP Magog Rhys Petley was in Geneva Switzerland ostensibly to attend the Geneva II Conference of Peace Talks on Syria.


But an extremely cold Swiss winter had frozen the country's buttermilk supply.


And Magog used drinking buttermilk as an antidote to his turning into a werewolf.


So instead of attending the conference, Magog walked around the streets of Geneva on all furry fours growling and snarling and eating people.


The people he ate were for the most part tourists who remained stationary long enough for them to take pics of him with their smart phones and upload them to Instagram and Facebook.


And in the process, they remained stationary long enough for him to eat them.


Magog belched loudly as he passed the evening prayer service of a Swiss Reformed Church whose congregation was singing that old southern U.S. spiritual song, "Ezekiel saw the wheel way up in the middle of the air..."




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To be continued.




-A vampire novel chapter
 written by Christopher
 Monday January 27th
 2014.