Vampiress Morgana Visits Renfield

Vampiress Morgana Visits Renfield


The Welsh Vampiress Morgana knocked on the knockers of the door of the colossal London mansion of the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.


She was dressed in the tight brown skirted uniform of a member of the North Korean Army's Women's Corps.


She had recently left North Korea where she had been for celebrations marking the 31st birthday of North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un.


Renfield R. Renfield the genetically created shapeshifting hamster/human Chief of Security and Intelligence Gathering for the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set answered the door.


He was wearing a red velvet dressing robe and smoking a pipe.


He had been in the bathtub playing with his rubber ducky and making plans for the new political party he had just founded-  The British Transhumanist Techno-Progressive Anti Bio-Conservative Party.


"Rennie," Morgana spoke to him in an out-of-breath voice, "we need to talk."



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Elton was walking on thin ground with his employers at Special Branch.


He had blown his last 10 assignments.

One more and he was out of his job with Special Branch.

His mission today was to stand at this street corner and wait for the Ukrainian Ambassador to London to walk towards him.

He was then to put the Ukrainian Ambassador into the waiting Rolls-Royce limousine which would then drive away to an undisclosed location where the Ambassador would have a top-secret meeting with British Prime Minister David Cameron to discuss the on-going political crisis in Ukraine.


Elton was wearing pink-framed and rose-coloured sunglasses like those worn by his mother's idol Sir Elton John (for whom he was named).


As such he had forgotten his regular eyeglasses at home.


Walking down the street was Amadeus Emanon the genetically cloned and laboratory created personal concert pianist to the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set (Amadeus had been cloned from the DNA of locks of hair from composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, California mass murderer Charles Manson and British actor Alan Rickman).


Amadeus just happened to be carrying a take-out dish of perogies and sour cream.


As soon as Elton caught the whiff of perogies and sour cream, he deduced that this must be the Ukrainian Ambassador and so immediately grabbed Amadeus and pushed him into the waiting Rolls-Royce limousine.


And so Amadeus was off- to an unexpected meeting with David Cameron the Prime Minister of Great Britain.


And Elton stood there on the street waving to the departing limousine- oblivious to the fact that he'd soon be out of a job.





To be continued.




-A vampire novel chapter
 written by Christopher
 Thursday January 9th
  2014.