Illegal Alien?

Illegal Alien?



In the desert outside the City of Mesa, Arizona was an open-air concert in the night.


Lana was attending with friends.


She was brunette, 19-years-old and wearing a black mini dress with a picture of ET on it.



The band that was playing the open air concert in the desert was Nero Wilson and The Cleveland Cleavers.



They were a group that played an electronic version of Renaissance and Baroque music.



Their lead instrumentalist Nero Wilson was an electric violinist who had failed miserably at fulfilling his mother's ambition for him to become Mayor of Cleveland Ohio.



Their lead singer Sekhmet on stage wearing a lion-skin mini dress was an Egyptian Vampiress suffering from amnesia.



They had just come back to America from a 3-year stint performing in the United Kingdom and Europe.




For a while last year they had a non-electronic instrumentalist in the form of one Pan Goatee who played the pan pipes.



Suspected by Scotland Yard and German police of being a serial killer, Pan Goatee now worked as a hired assassin for the U.S. government.



The concert finished with Nero Wilson's hit song Rome Is Burning Like An Arizona Wildfire.



With lights and electronic fires going off on stage, no one else but Lana noticed the UFO falling from the sky after striking the mesa and then falling to the desert where it burst into flame.



Lana ran in the direction of the fallen UFO while her friends remained behind to cheer and applaud the band.



She came across the remains of the charred UFO.



There on the sandy ground next to the crashed vehicle was the body of a gray (for Lana knew her ET vocabulary) about 4 feet in height.



His/her eyes were closed.



Lana wasn't sure whether the being was dead or not.



Suddenly the creature opened its eyes and spoke in perfect English, "Take me to your Pope."



Lana was taken aback.


Being a fan of 1950s sci-fi films, she was under the impression that if ET aliens spoke English, their first words would be "Take me to your leader."


While the current Pope was certainly very popular, both Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin would probably vigorously object to the Pope being considered the leader of planet Earth.


To say nothing of what her Belfast-born Northern Ireland Presbyterian grandfather would have to say on this subject.


Just then bright lights shone in the direction of the ET gray and Lana.



It was the headlights from a jeep belonging to the U.S. Border Patrol.


"U.S. Border Patrol," the uniformed officer shouted from the jeep,  "on the lookout for illegal aliens.  I want to see your proper documentation and I'm not going to ask twice."



Indeed the man did not ask twice.


For he was immediately disintegrated by the laser death ray fired from the ET gray's gun.




In the distance, the Men In Black were already on their way.




To be continued.




- A vampire novel chapter
  written by Christopher
  Wednesday May 14th
  2014.




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