Renfield Meets Isis In Paris

Renfield Meets Isis In Paris



Renfield R. Renfield was sitting in an exclusive Parisienne sidewalk cafe restaurant and drinking cafe au lait while reading about the upcoming Florence Italy wedding nuptials of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.



"I wonder if they'll invite me to the wedding," Renfield mused aloud as he added more sugar to his cafe au lait.



"You know Kim Kardashian or Kanye West?"  The French waiter asked Renfield.


"She and her sisters once gave me a blow job underneath a table in a McDonald's in Manhattan,"  Renfield replied as he sprayed some whipping cream on top of his cafe au lait.



The waiter left.


Renfield was to meet the Egyptian Vampiress Isis in this restaurant to discuss a business proposition.



Renfield who worked for the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian Vampire Set didn't know whether he should be meeting his Boss' archenemy (who was also his boss' sister and sister-in-law) but when Isis offered to take him to an exclusive Parisienne restaurant where they clandestinely served mermaid sandwiches made from mermaids caught from the River Seine, Renfield immediately accepted.



The only thing Renfield loved more than a tuna fish sandwich was a mermaid sandwich made from freshly caught mermaids and he had read in the Mermaid Connoisseur's Digest that the Mermaids from the River Seine were an exceptionally exquisite delicacy.


He had never tried them before.


He had tried Japanese mermaid sushi in Tokyo and Irish mermaid cooked in Guinness in the town of Galway in Ireland but he had never tried French mermaid (fresh from the River Seine) cooked in a delicate red Burgundy wine and covered with a finely laced mushroom gravy.




Renfield decided not to bring his co-worker Amadeus Emanon with him on this particular business trip as Amadeus would always become visibly upset and start crying whenever Renfield ate a mermaid sandwich.


He would always start sobbing, "Ariel.  Poor little Ariel."



In his opinion, Amadeus had seen the Walt Disney animated film The Little Mermaid once too many times.



"I'm here,"  the Vampiress Isis announced as she sat down in a beautiful beige evening dress.


She's quite a looker, Renfield had to admit to himself.


In fact it took every ounce of his will power to stop himself from masturbating on the spot.



"So," Isis explained the matter of the UFO that had crashed a few nights ago near Mesa, Arizona and how a U.S. Border Patrol officer had been disintegrated by a laser death ray fired from an ET gray's gun, "I want you to steal this ET gray's laser death ray gun and give it to me."


"For what purpose?" Renfield asked as he bit into his hot steaming red Burgundy and mushroom gravy covered mermaid sandwich.


"That I can't reveal,"  Isis answered as she raised one side of her dress revealing a shapely black silk nylon covered leg.



Renfield used his napkin to cover his erection.



"Well," said Renfield, "I need you to swear by Atum-Ra that you won't use this laser death ray against my boss Set or any friend, acquaintance or employee of my boss Set."



Isis raised her right hand and said, "By Atum-Ra, I do so swear."


Renfield accepted this for no ancient Egyptian vampire or Vampiress worth his or her salt would swear an oath to Atum-Ra in vain.


"Why me?" Renfield asked.


"Because while I hate to admit this with you being an employee of my enemy Set and all," she leaned forward showing her amply endowed breasts, "but in my opinion you're the best thief in the world."



Renfield had to admit that he was.


In fact Renfield had to admit that he often thought that the dashing and debonair Sir Sean Connery should play him in a film about one of his numerous master thief exploits.


Isis agreed.



They cemented the deal with an act of tantric sex on the dining room table.


In another corner of the restaurant, French President Francois Hollande stared in fixed fascination.



To be continued.



-A vampire novel chapter
 written by Christopher
 Saturday May 17th
 2014.



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