Renfield, Lilith and The Frog Prince
Renfield R. Renfield was on his computer while Amadeus Emanon was doing a jigsaw puzzle.
"I wonder why everyone is getting excited by that photo of a weasel riding a woodpecker's back," Renfield mused aloud, "when this photo of a low cut evening dress vampiress with nice knockers flying over West Virginia with a frog in between her cleavage is so much more interesting... to say nothing of being much more arousing."
"Well I see that photo has become serious competition for Viagra," Amadeus commented as a certain part of Renfield's anatomy knocked over the coffee table.
Amadeus went over to Renfield's computer and looked at the photo.
"I believe that's the ancient Babylonian Vampiress Lilith isn't it?" Amadeus asked.
"Wow, you're right!" Renfield was impressed.
He had only given his protege Amadeus the book An Illustrated Encyclopedia of Vampiresses to look at the night before.
"I wonder who the lucky frog in between her cleavage is?" Renfield felt jealous of the little amphibian.
"I have no idea," Amadeus went back to his jigsaw puzzle of the Tower of Babel.
To be continued.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Thursday March 5th
2015.
Sent from my iPhone
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