Renfield Wants To Do A TV Ad

Renfield Wants To Do A TV Ad


Renfield R. Renfield was sporting a huge bruise as a result of being hit over the head by a spiked stiletto high-heeled shoe wielded by the Egyptian Vampiress Isis this pastThursday night.


It was a good thing he had been wearing a wig that made him look like Bruce Jenner on a bad hair day or otherwise the bruise might have been even worse.


"I wonder why Jaguar never asked me to do a TV commercial advertising their cars like they did Dr. Cadbury Rocher," Renfield mused aloud as he held a beef steak over his head.


"Don't know," Amadeus Emanon shrugged as he watched the frozen beef steak melting on Renfield's forehead.


"I think I'd be excellent at doing commercials," sighed Renfield.


"Well you have the ability to shapeshift into a hamster, why don't you apply to do a TV ad for KIA motors since they have hamsters in their TV commercials?" Amadeus suggested.


"That's an excellent idea," Renfield went over to his computer to google the nearest KIA motors dealership.



To be continued.



-A vampire novel chapter
  written by Christopher
  Saturday March 21st
  2015.