Day In The Life of Dr. Cadbury Rocher

Day In The Life of Dr. Cadbury Rocher


The brilliant scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher (who some called "mad", others called "insane" and the politically correct called "sanity challenged") sat in his office overlooking the laboratory of Set Enterprises.


He looked down at the laboratory and noticed Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster sleeping peacefully in his lobster tank.


Which was a good thing.

The lobster tank had mysteriously exploded on 7 different occasions the past few weeks.

And the higher-ups on the Board of Directors of Set Enterprises were starting to take notice.

Especially the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set's new personal chartered accountant Ayn Rand Nosferatu.

A strange woman. Not quite human. Not quite vampire.

And different from both in that x-rays showed that she had within her chest an ancient Chinese abacus in the place where her heart should have been.


Her office was quite intimidating.

She had a statue of the Titan Atlas shrugging and casting the world down at the feet of a raven that had on its head a marble bust of Adam Smith.


The face of Atlas bore a striking resemblance to Donald Trump and the inscription below the statue read, "Do not give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, your wretched refuse or your homeless."


On the wall was an oil painting of a sour looking Ebenezer Scrooge.


The painting was titled Portrait of Ebenezer Scrooge Prior To His Visit By The Communist Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future.


Ayn Rand Nosferatu told Dr. Rocher in no uncertain terms that the company would not be buying any more lobster tanks.


Dr. Cadbury Rocher then turned to thoughts of his great grandmother.


It was embarrassing.


His great grandmother was 161 years old, still alive and didn't look a day over 30.


And to top it off, Renfield R. Renfield had recently hired his (Rocher's) great grandmother as his personal dominatrix.


Dr. Cadbury Rocher stood up as memories of his own childhood came back to mind.


He subconsciously rubbed his buttocks.


His great grandmother was certainly a woman who knew how to spank.


His great grandmother Sherrielock Holmes (Sherlock Holmes' twin sister) who kept her maiden name had managed to achieve immortality by eating a Linghzi Supernatural Mushroom that had been specially treated by his great grandfather Dr. Louis Rocher (who was also a great scientific genius) to offset the possible harmful side effect of turning to stone once the mushroom was eaten.


Dr. Louis Rocher had decided not to eat the Supernatural Mushroom right away himself.


He would wait to eat it.


That was a mistake on his part.


As a fighter pilot for the RAF, Louis Rocher ended up dying after being shot down by the Red Baron Manfred Von Richtofen on April 20th 1918 (just a day prior to the Red Baron's own demise on April 21st 1918).


So the end result was that his great grandmother was immortal without the love of her love Louis by her side.


As Cadbury Rocher looked down at the laboratory, he began to wonder if there was any correlation between Michelangelo's lobster tanks exploding and nude drawings, sketches and paintings of his great grandmother Sherrielock Holmes being found in the laboratory.


-A vampire novel chapter
 written by Christopher
 Friday November 27th
 2015.


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