Renfield and Recep: A Tale of Two Assholes

Renfield and Recep: A Tale of Two Assholes


To Renfield R. Renfield, Sherrielock Holmes would always be THE woman, Renfield thought to himself as he rubbed his buttocks.

He had spent Halloween in Sleepy Hollow, U.S.A.


On the plane ride back home to London, he had sung the Sir Elton John song I'm Still Standing.


And had literally done just what the title says on the entire flight home.


In the living room, Amadeus was watching the news on television.


U.S. Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter was answering questions from members of the media on the TV screen.


"Mr. Secretary," said one reporter, "given recent happenings in both Iraq and Syria, is the President breaking his promise about not having boots on the ground in those countries?."


"The President is not breaking his promise," Carter reiterated, "the Army has a huge appropriations order for ballet slippers under Presidential directive."



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The MI-6 Operative called Diablos Nocturna was writing an analysis for himself on the results of today's Parliamentary elections in Turkey.


He wrote, "Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan took another step closer to creating a new Ottoman Empire with himself as Sultan.

His so-called Justice and Development Party (AKP) won a majority of seats in today's Turkish parliamentary elections.


Blowing away his opponents in two separate bombings since last June's election and blaming it on ISIS seems to have helped him considerably.


He doesn't have enough seats in Parliament to enact changes to the Turkish Constitution yet but no doubt a few more well-placed and well-timed bombings will help him overcome those obstacles as well."

-Diablos Nocturna



-A vampire novel chapter
 written by Christopher
 Sunday November 1st
 2015.


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