The Falcon Cannot Hear The Falconer

The Falcon Cannot Hear The Falconer


The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set walked the streets of London.


He had on a black top hat, a black cape, black pants and black boots and carried a black jackal headed walking stick.

He passed by a pawn shop which had an old television set in the window.

On the old TV, CNN's Anderson Cooper could be seen interviewing Set's Chief of Security and Intelligence Gathering Renfield R. Renfield who was running for U.S. President despite having been created in a test tube in a genetics lab in Britain.


Renfield told Cooper, "Donald Trump is Hitler minus the moustache."


Meanwhile Set walked down a back alley.

That's when he noticed a man standing there urinating in the alley outside a seedy nightclub back exit door.


Set immediately recognized the man's spiritual aura.


His right hand clenched his jackal headed walking stick.

His left hand rose like a fist of five sharp swords.

For his fingernails were very long and razor sharp (the length of his fingernails made Freddy Kreuger's fingernails look like he had just got back from the manicurist).


The fingernails of the left hand of Set cut and ripped through the urinating man's neck and tore his head off.


Set then kicked the severed head of the urinating man (that continued urinating despite the loss of the man's head) down into a nearby gutter and continued walking down the alley.


The man's head then turned into a falcon and flew away.


It flew away and flew straight over the clock tower of Big Ben over the Thames and then rose into the sky uttering a bloodcurdling cry.


-A vampire novel chapter
 written by Christopher
 Tuesday March 1st
 2016.