Dr. Cadbury Rocher the resident mad scientist at Set Enterprises Laboratories had notified Renfield R. Renfield and Amadeus Emanon to come down to the laboratory because he had something interesting to show them.
Michelangelo the psychic lobster who had been genetically created by Dr. Rocher and his Set Enterprises scientific team had just picked up a TV transmission from the future.
A while back Michelangelo had picked up a radio transmission from the future on his psychic lobster antennae.
The radio transmission was a radio news broadcast from the future which said that Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan had just married and were expecting a child.
Which showed just how apocalyptic a future was in store for humanity.
Now Michelangelo had picked up a TV transmission from the future on his psychic lobster antennae.
"This is interesting," Renfield R. Renfield belched as he opened a bottle of beer and sat down on the couch while Dr. Rocher transferred Michelangelo's vision from his psychic lobster antennae to the interpretive computer of Michelangelo's visions which then in turn projected them on to the large TV screen in the laboratory, "a TV transmission from the future. What sort of transmission is it?".
"A TV commercial," Dr. Rocher replied.
Amadeus Emanon opened a bottle of Coke and sat down with a large carton of popcorn next to Renfield on the sofa.
"A TV commercial," Renfield took a swig of beer and belched again as he scratched his belly button, "what sort of commercial?".
"I believe it's a TV commercial with Lance Armstrong," Dr. Cadbury Rocher replied as he adjusted the picture.
"Lance Armstrong will be doing TV commercials in the future?" Renfield looked shocked.
Amadeus looked surprised as well.
The commercial was then projected on to the large TV screen.
Lance Armstrong's face appeared on the screen and looked straight into the direction of the camera and the audience.
"Hi, I'm Lance Armstrong," the former cyclist introduced himself, "are you having to face one of those uncomfortable and awkward moments in life where you have to do something you don't really want to- such as telling your children that you really are a liar and a cheat?".
Armstrong blinked at the camera.
"I find such moments are much easier when you drink half a dozen glasses from a bottle of the Sorceress Morgana's 100 proof Jamaican Rum," said the stonefaced-looking Armstrong, "plus when they look at you with sheer shame and disappointment on their faces, you can retreat to your bedroom and finish the rest of the bottle in an effort to forever blot out the memory of the expression on their faces."
Lance Armstrong then held up a bottle of Sorceress Morgana's 100 Proof Jamaican Rum.
"Sorceress Morgana's 100 Proof Jamaican Rum," Armstrong intoned, "Don't tell your children that you really are a liar and a cheat without it."
The commercial ended.
To be continued.
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