Set Reads The Michelangelo Report

"I've just received the report from Dr. Cadbury Rocher down at Set Enterprises Laboratories, sir," Athelstan the butler addressed his employer, "he's been using Michelangelo your genetically created psychic lobster to probe Dracul Van Helsing's dreams."

"And did he find any reference to Dracul Van Helsing's possible prophetic dream of the night of February 10th, 2013," Set asked, "so we can gain some insight into what might happen at the next Conclave of Cardinals?".

"Yes, sir," Athelstan nodded, "according to the dream, the Cardinals are hopelessly divided into differing factions. At the next Conclave, one faction's candidate will come out on top. But the losing faction won't be so gracious. They'll either directly break away at the next Conclave or wait a few months and call for a Conclave of their own in which they elect their own man Pope. So the gist of the matter shall be- that there will be two men- two rival claimants- claiming to be Pope- something that hasn't happened in some 600 years."

"Just like a Pope hasn't resigned the Papacy and abdicated the Papal Throne in some 600 years," Set noted.

"True, sir," Athelstan agreed, "so essentially one man will be the true Pope and the other man will be an Antipope."

"And it says here in the report," Set shuffled some papers, "that the Antipope will be a False Prophet who issues a supposedly Infallible papal decree saying that the individual known as Jesus of Nazareth was not the Christ for all time but only the Christ for the Piscean Age and that there's a new Christ for the emerging Aquarian Age and he'll proclaim someone else to be this Christ for the Aquarian Age?".

"That is correct, sir," Athelstan started polishing Set's alligator shoes.

"And at the time the False Prophet Antipope issues this declaration, there will be UFOs with ETs aboard (who are actually demonic entities involved in a great deception) appearing in the skies over Earth who will say that the Antipope's declaration is indeed the correct and true one," Set put the report down.

"That's right, sir," Athelstan ran out of shoe polish so he started using his own spit.

"Then as the ancient Chinese proverb says, we live in interesting times," Set looked out the library window.

To be continued.