Renfield R. Renfield was wondering how one of his photographs he intended to use for possible blackmail and extortion purposes wound up in a Ford India commercial that was yanked before it could appear on Indian television.
The photo showed former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi waving from the front seat of a new Ford Figo with three bound women in the trunk or as they say in the United Kingdom "in the boot".
The slogan for the proposed commercial was "Leave your worries behind with Figo's extra-large boot".
"How," Renfield protested to Athelstan the butler and valet to billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set, "did Ford India manage to get ahold of one of my potential blackmail photos?".
"I'm not sure, sir," Athelstan replied, "do you ever post your potential blackmail photos on your Facebook page?".
"Well," Renfield looked sheepish which was unusual for the genetically created shapeshifting hamster who metaphorically speaking was a wolf in human/hamster clothing, "yeah."
"That explains it, then, sir," Athelstan handed back the photo, "never post anything you don't want the world to see (until the appropriate time) beforehand on your Facebook page. People swipe and use photo images from FB all the time."
"Now, you tell me," Renfield wept over the loss of what could have been a great photo for blackmail and extortion purposes.
Meanwhile over in Italy, former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi received the political endorsement of Italy's powerful bondage and sadomasochistic lobby.
To be continued.
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