"Do you suppose Prince William and Kate Middleton would consider naming their baby after me?" Renfield asked Amadeus in all seriousness.
Amadeus spit out a mouthful of hot buttered popcorn all over the floor.
"I think Renfield would be a great name for the next heir to the throne," Renfield calmly sipped his cup of Earl Grey tea.
Amadeus was having a nervous breakdown as he was trying to pick up the pieces of hot buttered popcorn while guffawing at the same time.
"King Renfield," Renfield helped himself to a marmalade covered crumpet.
"What if the baby's a girl?" Amadeus put the kernels of popcorn back in his mouth one at a time.
"Queen Renfielda," Renfield poured himself more tea.
"Renfielda?" Amadeus inhaled a kernel of popcorn through his nose.
"Yes," Renfield nodded, "Renfield or Renfielda would be a great name for Prince William and Kate's child."
"Not bloody likely," Prince Philip the Duke of Edinburgh shouted in answer to a reporter's question on the TV news.
To be continued.
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