In the hospital in Havana, Cuba lay Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez recovering from his operation.
"Hugo?" the sexy sultry voice of the beautiful woman dressed in the red evening dress spoke to him.
The Venezuelan President squinted and recognized the Aztec Vampire Princess Qonzilqointec who was the spiritual god-daughter of the Aztec feathered serpent god Quetzalcoatl.
"Your Highness," Hugo answered.
"I heard about the return of your cancer," Qonzilqointec spoke sympathetically. "I was wondering if you'd like me to turn you into a vampire. That way, you and your people's revolution in Venezuela will live forever."
Qonzilqointec had turned the Marxist Leon Trotsky into a vampire in Mexico City in 1940 when the latter lay dying from a head wound as the result of an assassination attempt by one of Soviet dictator Josef Stalin's agents.
It was announced to the world that Trotsky had eventually died as a result of his wound.
But really he had been turned into a vampire by the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec and had changed his name to Lev Tomi.
Today Lev Tomi was the head of the UN Secretariat On The Environment and Climate Change.
Hugo Chavez shook his head, "No, if I'm to die, I'm to die. I want nothing to do with vampires or vampiresses or anything strange. I still can't get over the image of U.S. President George W. Bush participating in a ceremony in the Roman catacombs where a baby was sacrificed to a giant Nephilim when both President Bush and I were in Rome for Pope John Paul II's funeral and I took a wrong turn on my tour of the catacombs and stumbled on to the ceremony. I was glad when I saw that, my family didn't have the money to send me to Yale University when I was younger. I might have ended up joining Skull and Bones and ended up participating in such a godless ceremony."
"I will follow your wishes, Comrade Presidente," the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec curtsied and left the hospital room.
Outside the hospital door, Lev Tomi asked, "Do you suppose he was serious when he said he saw George W. Bush participate in a ceremony where a baby was sacrificed to a giant Nephilim in the Roman catacombs? Or was he being delusional as a result of his illness?".
"I have no idea," the Aztec vampiress answered as she smoothed her evening dress, "maybe do a search on YouTube and see if a video of such an incident exists?".
She and Lev Tomi walked down the corridor oblivious to the fact that former Cuban President Fidel Castro had been sitting in a hospital chair outside the Venezuelan President's room and had likewise overheard the conversation.
Fidel who was dying to smoke a Cuban cigar in this non-smoking hospital decided not to die just yet.
He picked up his BlackBerry and started searching for any instance of such a tape of such an incident on YouTube.
If it was true, maybe he better give His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI a call and return to the Catholic Faith of his youth.
It was bad enough fighting the U.S. military-industrial complex giant.
He figured he'd need more than Marxist materialism to fight Nephilim giants if they existed.
To be continued.
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