Barack Obama Says His Favourite Xangan Was LoBornLytesThoughtPalace When Asked

CNN's Anderson Cooper:  "When asked about the possible demise of Xanga at a recent press conference, U.S.  President Barack Obama was asked if he ever read any Xanga blogs and if he did, who was his favourite Xangan?"

Without any hesitation, President Obama flashes a wide broad smile and says very sincerely, "LoBornLytesThoughtPalace."

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Renfield R. Renfield woke up from his dream.

Or was it a dream?

Was it real?

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Likewise down the hall Amadeus Emanon was having a dream about LoBornLytesThought Palace and Barack Obama.

In the dream, LoBornLytesThoughtPalace was performing in a San Francisco nightclub.

Behind her/him was a giant poster of an old Starkist Tuna ad that said, "Sorry, Charlie."

LoBornLytesThoughtPalace looked like a cross between a transvestite weightlifter Charles Atlas and a Hillary Clinton wig and makeup wearing Rush Limbaugh.

In her hand, she held up a real original copy of Barack Obama's birth certificate while she wholeheartedly and zealously and smilingly sang that old Hardy Drew and The Nancy Boys song that was so popular back in 2008, "There's no one as Irish as Barack O' Bama..."

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To be continued.